mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot

me: fire cannot kill a dragon

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via orgasm)

"I shiver, thinking how easy it is to be totally wrong about people, to see one tiny part of them and confuse it for the whole."
- Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall (via wordsnquotes)

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